Teacher:  Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me:  LOKI?
Teacher:  Pardon?
Me:  The God of Mischief.
Teacher:  ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me:  I don't have it.
Teacher:  What?
Me:  I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher:  Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me:  Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher:  Hey, watch your tone-
Me:  WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher:  Okay, I think you need to-
Me:  How's your coffee?
Teacher:  What?
Me:  You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher:  I don't-
Me:  There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher:  What-
Me:  I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher:  Okay, I think it's time for-
Me:  LOKI'D.
Teacher:  Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me:  NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher:  Preferably several someones?
Me:  I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher:  Restrain her.
Me:  *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher:  What even.
Friend:  You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

What's The World Without Enigma: pepsiandnutella: thevoicesaysimalmostoutofminutes:...

pepsiandnutella:

thevoicesaysimalmostoutofminutes:

staying-alive-is-so-boring:

bamfinajumper:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

(Source: gapingfurnace)

ivysaur:

think about it

if your favorite anime character was real, there’d be millions of other people out there willing to fight for them too

would you be able to do that

would you be able to kill your best friend

would you be willing to choke your sister

would you

oprahsmom:

log onto facebook.com

see this on facebook.com

log out of facebook.com

therealdrakemerwin:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

methroid:

you can’t spell studying without dying 

or stud

stud dying

deathfeathers:

hundred and hundreds of AUs

(Source: 7bottles)

amixedreality:

tairupanda:

karlimeaghan:

geromy-kyle:

minestuck:

geromy-kyle:

tltty:

notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!

america: 1

britain: 0

notice how every other country in the world hates you

what about canada

canada doesnt hate us

nobody cares what canada thinks

Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking place

Canada wins

go canada